Welcome to the 21st century, an age where 24 hours is not enough with all our modern gimmicks and their accompanying drama. We have a gazillion things to do, like papers to write, parties to attend, projects to complete, parties to attend, messages to send, websites to check out — did I say parties to attend? — and all the stuff that consumes the time of a modern ape.
But of course we’ll have to sacrifice some thing or another to have more time!
But don’t you worry! The leading inventors of Wacko Land have already set their eyes on this problem and… they already have answers! Drum roll, please.
Tadaahh! The Car Exhaust Grill!
Science at its best put into practical use! Yes, boys and girls, that’s the very definition of TECHNOLOGY!
Cooking while driving? Well, the idea isn’t all that bad, right? I mean, there’s all that heat anyway. Really saves time! If only it didn’t come with a side dish of the Big C. LOL.
But no worries, Science peeps always have a Plan B. And here’s the back-up plan, another ingenious invention!
The Toilet Golf. Not too shabby, right?
And this, my friends, is what I call a real time-saver. Having fun while taking a crap. That’s like ME time and leisure time combined, two holes filled at the same time — I’m sure no one would disagree if I say it’s like hitting two birds with one stone, right?
With the use of these inventions I’m pretty sure you’ll save up lots of time! (Did anyone say party?)