On a bright and sunny weekend afternoon, you take a break from your video game and stare out your window. Across you is a park filled with people. There are different kinds of people, like old people enjoying a day out with their kids, kids goofing around with buddies, some neon-clad joggers — mostly people with nothing better to do with their lives happily enjoying the simple treat of Mother Nature.
Then you notice this pretty girl walking her dog, and now you’re thinking, hey I could go there too! Maybe walk my pet down a little and then talk with the girl or something and show her my masculine side (yeah, sure, why not?). But here’s the thing: your pet is a fish.
Well, keep calm! Because we have just the thing for you!
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The “Goldfish Walker.” (Clap, clap, clap) With this new invention, you don’t have to worry about your fish not having legs or not being able to breathe out of water. Don’t let that stop you from taking little Nemo out for a walk around the block! Please!
Yes, the age of discrimination is over! Whether your pet’s a furry four-legged creature or an aquarium-bound slimy little critter, every-pet can now bask under the sun and the admiration of people around you.
Now if only they invent something that will let us cuddle goldfish. Not that I want do that. Yep. I don’t. I swear.