Okay, so Halloween’s coming up and there’s this party down the block which you’ve been invited to. (Seriously? You’re really that cool? Well, anyway here’s a list of 8 costumes you might want to check out. Don’t worry it’s quite a range and you’re either too bored to think of something or you’re up to the challenge of making your own costume.
Here you go!
Poop and Flies
This costume’s pretty easy. In fact, it used to be sold at Etsy’s online store. But if you were really going to wear this and wanted to be a laugh, why don’t you go all the way and make it look more realistic. Poop that flat isn’t going to happen. Head out for the garden and smear on some dirt or go paper mache brown globs for texture!
Well, this sample picture just looks like Princess Leia gets unzipped. Oops! But this one’s just as easy as the first. That is if you know someone great with make- up.
Hannibal Lecter on Wheels
Can’t take my eye off those pairs of feet and that pitiful look of the kid in the costume. And given that, looks the this costume works. It’s eye- catching and if you could get a few of your friends to push you around while you’re strapped up like this, then you guys just might win the Group Costume Award. Of course you’ve got to get them to wear guard costumes as well.
Step 1 – Find a huge pot to squeeze yourself in
Step 2 – Find a costume that’s just big enough to allow you to squeeze into the pot
Step 3 – Look like you don’t have a choice ‘cause you’re going into the boiler
Joker/ 2 Face
Make your friends think they’ve got you figured out with this costume. “Oh, you’re just another Joker.” NOT. You’re a Joker who’s bad ass enough to tear of his own face! Whut!
Abs or not, there you go! Be the medicine man from some Caribbean island. Careful mom doesn’t catch you picking the fronds from her garden though. Throw in that vest, buy that stick with a skull from Toys R Us and voila, you’ve got yourself a costume for the party.
Baby Sunny Side Up
Halloween is not all about scary since it could be cute too. Look at the sunny side up baby and tell me it isn’t?
So, if you still don’t have the slightest idea of what costume you’re going to wear for the party and the creative juices just ain’t flowing, can’t feel the vibe, can’t get the momentum, try to look like an egg. Hard boiled if you wish.